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WEGO health challenge Day 20 - Miracle Cure

HAWMC Day #20: Miracle Cure. Write a news-style article on a miracle cure. What’s the cure? How do you get the cure? Be sure to include a disclaimer ;)


***  Disclaimer:  This is a joke.  I am not a doctor.  This is not medical advice.  This is not true.  It is a joke.  Do not pass go.  Do not collect two hundred dollars.  This is only a test.****


BREAKING NEWS!    Doctors have discovered a miracle cure for fibromyalgia.  After 18 months of research and clinical trials, it has been determined that fibromyalgia can be cured by lying quietly in a dark room and doing absolutely nothing for the rest of your life. 

Alternatively, scream at the top of your lungs and throw things if it makes you feel better.  (This last part doesn't work, I've tried it, it makes you hurt worse the next day, just like a vigorous workout).

Sadly, there is no cure for chronic pain or fibromyalgia, but it was fun to rise to this challenge.  I almost skipped this day of writing, 'cause I couldn't come up with anything!

Onward!  Tomorrow's my birthday!


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